I think this picture really expresses the disparity of the situation. The want to put more food in one’s mouth but knowing a mouth can only hold so much food. Tragic, really.. (Taken with instagram)

Returning the favour (Taken with instagram)

BF took a picturd of me getting food… This is what he got… (Taken with instagram)

….I remember that one time that he came to the new mall by my city and ended up going to the bar with people I was friends with and after that I knew how to find his real Facebook profile because there were pictures of him and Devon partying/dating for a month. 

(Source: armenianwhore, via shuga-andspice)

classeh:

relatableblog:

“Don’t Be Anti-Social During Meals With Friends.”

Everyone puts their phones in the middle of the table. Whoever cracks first by touching their phone, pays for the entire meal.

The purpose of the game was to get everyone off their phones, away from twitter, facebook, texting, etc and to encourage conversations. In other words, help cure the “Anti-Social Social Media Craziness.”

Rules:

1.  The game starts after everyone sits down.
2. Everybody places their phone in the middle of the table.
3. The first person to touch their phone loses the game.
4. Loser of the game pays the bill for everyone’s meal.
5. If the bill comes before anyone has touched their phone, everybody is declared a winner and pays for their own meal.

Are You Game? Are you willing to turn the tide of anti-social behavior? What do you think?!?

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ok but what if nobody cracks………….

who the fuck pays

dumb~

…. rule #5 answers that… if no one touches the phones, everyone pays for their own meals.

This is a fantastic idea.

(Source: degrades, via repress)

I hate this noise. I constantly find myself slamming my window closed in the morning when the weather is nice because I can’t stand to hear goddam birds making happy fucking noises before I am showered and decent and no longer trying to sleep. 6am is not an acceptable time to wake anyone up, especially if you’re doing it with the sound of joy.

(Source: justlittlethings)

Nominees for Best Actor in a Leading Role for 2001 at the academy awards. WTF, how did Tom Hanks not win that? GLADIATOR won over CAST AWAY. The man did an entire movie by himself practically! Oh my GOD!

Why yes, my online Workplace Learning course did in fact just encourage me to cheat on tests to pass them. Wow, thanks ADLC, I hadn’t thought of that! -_-